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A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest:
As you shall make your bed so shall you ---- mess it up.
Better to be safe than ---- punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the ---- bug is close.
It's always darkest before ---- daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of ---- termites.
You can lead a horse to water but ---- how?
Don't bite the hand that ---- looks dirty.
No news is ---- impossible.
A miss is as good as a ---- Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new ---- math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you'll ---- stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier than the ---- pigs.
An idle mind is ---- the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke, there's ---- pollution.
Happy the bride who ---- gets all the presents!
A penny saved is ---- not much.
Two's company, three's ---- the Musketeers.
Don't put off till tomorrow what ---- you put on to go to bed.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ---- you have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not ---- spanked or grounded.
You get out of something what you ---- see pictured on the box.
When the blind leadeth the blind ---- get out of the way.
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